How to Succeed in Evil is the story of Edwin Windsor, evil efficiency consultant. (Kind of like Arthur Anderson for Lex Luthor.) As far as possible, he practices an honest trade, but his clients are so egomaniacal that they don't listen to his advice.
Frustrated, Edwin decides to go into the evil business for himself.
Written and performed by Patrick McLean in 10 parts. You can visit the author's website here.
(Caution - contains some foul language by Edwin's lawyer.)
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||A Thursday Without Golf
||A day wasted in court with a stupid client ends in chaos and a ruined suit.|
||The Not So Sinister Dr Loeb
||We meet Edwin's lawyer Topper, his secretary Edna Frapdragle, and a not overly bright villain Dr Loeb.|
||A Round Of Golf
||Topper suggests that Edwin try his own hand at Evil, with himself as executive vice-president of henchmanry.|
||The Cromaglodon Falls
||Edwin masterminds the capture and exploitation of the Cromaglodon.|
||Open For Business
||Edwin sets up shop as Omdemnity Inc.
||Edwin Vs The FBI
||FBI Specisl Agent Tutwattle makes it his mission in life to bust Edwin Windsor.|
||The Henchman's Molars
||Two evil henchmen(3rd class) discuss their poor working conditions and lack of benefits.
||Topper just isn't having fun any more.|
||So They'll Know
|| - - Edwin takes care of a claim.|
||Edwin is in trouble, but not for long.|